FAQs
I love my Big Dick Nerds underwear. How do I care for them?
You don't have to go out of your way, but we recommend:
- Cold wash on gentle cycle, or hand wash in cold water
- No bleach
- Lay flat to air dry, or tumble dry on air setting with no heat
Some Big Dick Nerds fans tell us that they've simply thrown them in the washer and the dryer, every which way, and they've turned out fine! This makes us proud of our Big Dick...Nerds underwear, but we don't recommend it.
What about sweat, smell, breathability?
The highest quality fabrics and material blends mean you won't feel clammy. You will however, smell like you. Surely, that's a good thing. Yes?
Big Dick Nerds Personal Intimate Grooming - coming soon! Stay tuned.
Will my underwear ride up?
Physics. The real question is: 'Are my Big Dick Nerds underwear so comfortable I hardly notice I'm wearing them?' Short answer: They feel great. Always comfortable.
I bought the wrong size. Can I return them?
Unfortunately no. For hygiene and safety reasons, we do not accept returns or exchanges. All sales are final, so please verify your measurements against our Size Chart before purchasing.
What does it mean my size is on backorder?
Items marked as backordered are currently in production. By purchasing a backorder item, you are securing your spot in line. These orders typically ship within 60 days.
Who designs Big Dick Nerds underwear?
We do! The OG Big Dick Nerds. Comfort, style and the best fit are what we wanted for ourselves. So we used our experience, consulted with experts and delivered on our expectations. We're proud to offer the same to you!
SIZE Matters
What's my size?
Great fitting underwear is a Big Dick Nerds' experience, and it starts with knowing your measurements. Your waist, mostly.
How to measure your underwear-waist?
It's best to use a tailor's sewing tape, but string, ribbon or a long charging cable works just fine.
- Wrap your string or tape around your body at the line where you prefer your underwear's waistband to rest. This is usually below your natural waist.
- Keep the string or tape snug, but not tight. It should rest comfortably without digging in.
- Mark the string to determine the point where the string overlaps, and measure point to point. Or, note the point on the tape where it overlaps and calculate this length.
- This is the measurement for your waist.
I've got my waist size, now what?
Use your underwear-waist size to determine your underwear size from the Big Dick Nerds size chart below. Measurements below are in inches.
- 26.0in to 29.0in - S
- 29.0in to 31.5in - M
- 31.5in to 34.0in - L
- 34.0in to 36.5in - XL
Do they run big or small?
Generally, they are true to size. Our fans usually comment that they fit as expected. We recommend wearing the size that corresponds to your size from the Big Dick Nerds Size Chart. Really, it's never bigger than it is.
I bought the wrong size. Can I return them?
Unfortunately no. All sales are final. We strongly suggest you check the size chart before making your purchase.
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